2009年10月17日 星期六

DJ Lubel - Wrong hole (補上中文歌詞)

睡一覺醒來就看到這麼令人捧腹大笑的東西不好好寫個網誌來推廣一下怎麼行XDDDDDDDDDD

最早是由我某個常PO搞笑影片的朋友貼在Plurk的,後來我學長也貼上來了!我想說這...這麼紅呀,就先把他點開,然後繼續看我睡著前沒看完的小說,聽這歌聲...很棒很好聽呀XD不過這歌詞怎麼有點不對勁...一跳回去看影片XDDD我就笑倒在書桌前了!我好佩服他們怎麼可以用如此美妙的聲音跟表情唱出這麼GJ的歌詞呢!!!

以下介紹資料是參考chibc - 暗月之境

這支MV是由 DJ Lubel製作並在9月11日發表的Wrong Hole,在他的FaceBook裡有其他的作品,浪漫的情歌式曲調配上超GJ的歌詞....目前Youtube點閱次數已經破了129萬人次!!,個人覺得如果只聽曲然後不懂歌詞會覺得這真是好棒的歌XD!!


 廢話不多說,以下是中文翻譯組的結晶:p並附上英文歌詞,請盡情享用!



男主角:DJ Lubel
女主角:Taryn Southern
好友(?: Scott Baio

歌詞


(中文歌詞來自字幕)

I took her on a date things seemed so bright
  昨晚和他約會我感覺十分良好
I knew I would not need my youporn tonight
  看來我今晚不用靠you porn打手槍
We go to her place and we fooled around
  當我們回到他家就開始互相調情
We throw all our clothes... to the ground
  我們把衣服脫下...丟到地上


We begin as she turns out the lights
  他一關燈我們就準備衝刺
I start but feel something so very extra tight
   我開始督時卻覺得異常的緊
I hear her cry and I see her frown
  聽到他輕聲叫喊,看著他眉頭一皺
I look at the condom ... it is all brown
  低頭看著拔出來的套套...全部都是屎黃色

Last night ~ I stuck it in the wrong hole
  昨晚 ~ 我督錯洞了
I'm so sorry from the bottom of my soul
  我發自內心深處跟你道歉
Cause I stuck it in the wrong hole
  因為我都錯了洞


Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better
  嘗試抹些 preparation H (一種痔瘡藥) 也許會讓你舒服點
In my defense those holes are so close together
  我只能說那兩個洞實在太靠近
Oh baby baby don't feel defiled
  寶貝寶貝不要覺得被弄髒了
It's a common accident during doggy style
  這種意外在小狗式很常見

It was so dark I couldn't see so good
  燈光黯淡令我視線模糊
I had no idea where I put my wood
  我不知道為什麼我會把阿里山神木放到那
I want to make things better want to make it alright
  我希望能夠彌補挽回這一切
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night
  願意的話你可以戴個假老二督我一整晚


( I'd rather if she didn't)
旁白:我寧可他別這麼做

Last night ~ I stuck it in the wrong hole
  昨晚 ~ 我督錯洞了

I'm so sorry from the bottom of my soul
  我發自內心深處跟你道歉


I never ever want to make you feel hurting
  我從沒打算讓你難過受傷
I guess that's why God made that hole not for inserting
  我猜那就是上帝不讓我們督屁眼的原因
Tell me how you feel baby please don't pause
  寶貝請別猶豫告訴我你的想法
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ
  現在我明白在HBO節目裡肛肛好得感受
Maybe take some advit your pain it will fix
  也許吃點 advit (止痛藥) 你就能好點
From the way you are walking you can compete in the special olympics
   看你走路的樣子都能參加特殊奧運了
If this was Alabama we would be on trial
  要是在阿拉巴馬州我們早被送審受詢了
That's how my mom took my temperature when I was a child
  老媽在我小時候就是這樣幫我量體溫


I've got a confession and I think you wont mind
  你應該不介意我向你坦白
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind
  我還蠻喜歡你督我菊花
I don't know baby I'm no Sodomite
  我不知道寶貝 我不是雞姦愛好者
Can't we just try it again tonight?
  我們可以今晚再試一次嗎?

Alright!
 好得

Every night I stick it in the wrong hole
  每天晚上~我督錯了洞
It's so much fun and we don't need no birth control
  玩起來更有趣 還不須要避孕^.<~*
When we stick it in the wrong hole.
   當我們督錯了洞~


I stuck in your ass.
  我督了你的屁屁

打歌詞打得好累...不是因為排版,而是我需要邊打邊忍住笑意的看著這些歌詞,不然我根本沒辦法好好打字XDDD

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